It's so cold here today that they've split into two kinds of colds in our fair city today:
One is the viral kind. The kind Mommies can't do anything about. The kind that keeps you up coughing all night, and sleeping on the futon with one of your parents so the other one can rest a little.
The other kind of cold is falling out of the sky.
It's late April, and it's snowing hard, and it's actually trying to stick.
This Mommy has proclaimed this "No One Gets Out of Their Jammies Day".