"You've G-G-Got Mail"

This is the shortest non-political blog ever. I have an AOL account. There's the AOL Guy who always says "You've Got Mail" when you log on (assuming there is mail in your box).

Recently my AOL Guy has developed a stutter. Seriously.

Instead of saying "You've Got Mail", he now says "You've G-G-Got Mail".

I have a number of questions, but the three most important ones are:

1) Is the AOL Guy a real person?

and if so,

2) Has he developed a stutter?

3) Is it wrong of me to make fun of him for it if he's not there to hear it?