Mom gave me a webcam for Christmas. A fine toy this is. I was already a smartass, now I'm a smartass with a camera, so if there's anyone left on the planet with an internet connection who doesn't already know it: Here's the proof.
Here's my test of my new webcam. Aptly titled:
See No Evil, Speak No Evil, Hear No Evil.
Now, I just need to define Evil. But I'm pretty sure it doesn't involve my sticking Kleenex in my ears!