Friday, February 27, 2009

Ode To The Dead Stove

I won't miss you Dead Stove.

No I will not.

Your elements nearly burst into flames

Whenever I tried to turn you down.

Your oven door never really closed

Leaving the light on.

You sucked Old Stove.

So You, along with a number of other household appliances

Have been replaced.


The new stove is not only wonderful

Clean,

Pretty,

Ceramic cooktop too.

(Not to mention)

Fully functional

but

The very first time I turned it on

I cracked an egg to fry it

And a double yolk came out.

I think that has to mean good luck.

Goodbye, sucky old stove.

Hello New Stove by Frigidaire!

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