I won't miss you Dead Stove.
No I will not.
Your elements nearly burst into flames
Whenever I tried to turn you down.
Your oven door never really closed
Leaving the light on.
You sucked Old Stove.
So You, along with a number of other household appliances
Have been replaced.
The new stove is not only wonderful
Ceramic cooktop too.
(Not to mention)
The very first time I turned it on
I cracked an egg to fry it
And a double yolk came out.
I think that has to mean good luck.
Goodbye, sucky old stove.
Hello New Stove by Frigidaire!