Sunday, August 28, 2005

Parking Tickets

I recently got a ticket on my street -- they have street cleaning here in Denver, where they choose to give you some "3rd Thursday" or "4th Tuesday" to move your car off the street, so they can allegedly clean it -- if you don't you get a parking ticket. Well, I've been taking the bus to work, and as usual not paying attention to whether it was the 4th Tuesday Of The Month, so I didn't notice the ticket on my car. But of course I got the envelope, so now I have to pay it. I figured a letter to the City with a little humor would help, so here's what I wrote:

August 29, 2005

City & County of Denver
PO Box 46502
Denver, CO 80201-6502

Dear Sir/Madam:

I recently found this enclosed envelope in the door of my car. There is no citation inside, but given the fact that I was parked in front of my house at 123 Main Street on street cleaning day August 23, I probably deserved one, but it was lost on the street in the monsoon and wind storm that followed.

My car is a ‘97 Subaru Legacy Outback, Colorado license plate #555-XXX.

Enclosed is a check for $20. I don’t know the amount of the ticket, but I’m guessing it‘s the same as when I did a similarly stupid thing back in May. If the rate has gone up since then, please would you please call me at one of the numbers below?

Thank you for your attention to this matter. As always, your service is appreciated, as I never feel like I’m giving the city and county enough money until I’ve got a parking ticket to pay.

Sincerely,




Julie M.
123 Main Street
Denver, CO 80202
555-2933
555-1426

3 comments:

Robin said...

LOL!!! Love your attitude Jules!! That sounds like something I'd get a ticket for doing also! :o)

Shiela said...

ROFLOL - that's GREAT! If I worked for the city, I'd send your check back w/ a thank you card! lol You have to let us know what you hear from them!

Lauren said...

ROFLMAO... You slay me, Jules!

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